all hail king neptune & his water breathers

"How nice — to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."

— Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five (via larmoyante)

if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine

"You won’t do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you?"

— Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via candy1945)